well, looks like fuck love by iggy azalea is the theme song to my life.
Anonymous asked: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.
i can’t believe you fit lana del rey in your ass
I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”